Lil Pump vs 2 Live crew, a mom’s perspective….

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Last week my 9 year old son came home singing “gucci gang”.  I had know idea what it was so I looked it up on youtube.  I caught the dirty version.  After I picked my mouth up off of the floor, my first thought was to tell him that I better not EVER hear him singing that again.  He is 9, he has no idea what it means, and I was hoping he had only heard the clean version.  Before I became that mom who ostracizes her kid during playground shenanigans I had to think for a moment.  Didn’t I listen to stuff that was just as bad?

I remember knowing every single word to One and One by 2 live crew in the 5th grade.  While they weren’t talking about drugs the sexual language in that song was bonkers.  Let’s have a look shall we?

Only Luke performs this track)

* = “In the bedroom all day and all of the night”

One and one were having some fun *
Two and Two, I took off my shoes *
Three and Three, she undressed me *
Four and Four, we fucked on the floor *
Five and Five, I put up her thighs *
Six and Six, the bitch sucked my dick *
Seven and Seven, we went to heaven *
Eight and Eight, she masturbated *
Nine and Nine, she licked my ass *
Ten and Ten, the bitch did it again *

Get off my ass bitch!

GET YOUR FACE OUT MY ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!

[“Haaa”]
[“But it hurts so good”]
[“Haaa”]

Get laid, get FUCKED!

[“Haaa”]
[“But it hurts so good”]
(repeated ’till the end of the track)

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There is no video but let’s have a listen to the audio shall we?

So that was my 5th grade along with Slick Rick, which is probably just as bad.  A whole lotta years later, I turned out ok.  So this may not be that bad right?  Well let’s have a look at listen before we decided.

Here are the lyrics to Lil Pump Gucci Gang:
Yuh, Lil Pump
Gucci gang (Bi-big Head on the beat)

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend three racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can’t buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend three racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can’t buy no bitch no wedding ring no
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang

My lean cost more than your rent, it do
Your momma still live in a tent
Still slanging dope in the ‘jects
Me and my grandma take meds
None of this shit be new to me, no
Fucking my teacher, call it ‘tutory
Bought some red bottoms, cost hella Gs
Fuck your airline, fuck your company fuck it
Bitch your breath smell like some cigarettes cigarettes
I’d rather fuck a bitch from the projects
They kicked me out the plane off a Percocet
Now Lil Pump flying private jet
Everybody scream, “Fuck WestJet!” (Fuck em)
Lil Pump still sell that meth
Hundred on my wrist sipping on Tech
Fuck a lil bitch, make her pussy wet what?

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend three racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can’t buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend three racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can’t buy no bitch no wedding ring no
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang

Lil Pump
Lil Pump

Let’s have a peek at the video too!  Might as well, it’s Friday!

 

I decided the best I could do was make him watch the video, talk about what was in the video and have a real discussion about drugs and alcohol.  I can’t prevent him from being exposed to this stuff so I have to pull my balls out and start having real discussion that I wasn’t planing on having until much later.

What are your thoughts?

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Let’s talk mattresses!

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Purchasing a crib mattress for your little can be a daunting task.  There is so much to read up on and so many factors to consider.  The most important (to me anyway) is how eco it is and how heavy it is.  The cribs are already tight enough, struggling with a super heavy mattress is not on my list of things  I would like to do with my life on any given day.

I discovered the line of Moonlight Slumber Mattresses when I was in Vegas for the ABC show.  I fell in love with them because they are eco and light!  Most of them are light, there are two that I tried that may have required a little more arm strength than I was willing to put out. The moonlight slumber sleepwell is the money mattress it’s my favorite.  It is a great price point, it has great features, and it’s green guard certified.  I did a little video to show it off.

I was unaware of this brand when I purchased my mattress for my bambino.  Actually her amazing auntie Terri purchased her mattress:)  It’s heavy, I feel like hulk hogan vs Randy Savage when I change her bed and I am not fond of that.  However, it is super eco so I do know that my bambino is breathing clean air when she is in lala land dreaming about tea parties with pepa pig.

You can find more information about the Moonlight slumber sleepwell mattress by visiting Happy Mango.

Nobody wants a safe pinata!

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I am looking for some pinatas for the kid’s 8th birthday party.  I kept seeing these “pull string” pinatas and I couldn’t figure out what the heck these were.  I was immediately going to call my friend Simone who does all things party but I figured either she would tell me, or make fun of me for not reading the description. There is a thought! I read the description and it has pull strings that release the candy instead of having to hit it.  Super sad face, boo, and ain’t nobody got time for that.

The adult in me is saying this is a great idea because I can’t imagine how many kids went home crying becuase they got wacked in the face by an over zealous kid trying to get the candy.  The other adult in me is imagining what kind of crazy looks I’ll get when  I instruct a bunch of 8 yr old boys to pull a string instead of beating the crap out of the pinata.  The superior adult in me sees string pulling to not be fun at all and would rather not even have a pinata.  Seriously?

After like no pondering at all the end result, is that I bought the pinata with strings so that my son and his friends can bash it until the legos fall out:)

So we are going to do this vaginally are we?

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I am a huge fan of music.  Music has the ability to change my mood, intensify my feelings, and or just make me get up and dance!

I play music for my children.  My 7 year old is a dance machine who thinks he’s Usher, and my one year old just bops up and down.    We are a family of Beliebers and proud!

I didn’t do the belly headphone things with either of my children.  I would like to believe they are both still smart, and they clearly love music.  Well now the belly buds are not enough.  The music must penetrate deeper they say! (you know I am laughing hysterically and myself now, right?  I said penetrate! hehehehehehe)

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The Spanish have come up with the Baby Pod.  It is to be inserted vaginally and you play music through it via, your phone or ipod.  Sooooo while I support every mom’s right to introduce their child to Bob Marley early, this may be where I do a hard pass.

See for yourself.

www.babypod.net

National take your parents to lunch day.

This is all sorts of awesome and I personally will be at the kid’s school with my lunch on the 14th! His school lunches have come a long way from the oil soaked burritos with mystery meat in my cafeteria.  I will admit i used to love the macaroni and cheese with ham.  It was disgusting now that I look back on it I mad at my mom for allowing me to sincerely enjoy such bad food lol.

I have always been an advocate for healthy lunches.  When looking for schools for my children the lunch menu is generally the second thing I look at.  A child can’t learn properly on poor nutrition.  I was a huge fan of the Jamie Oliver show Food Revolution when it was on.   He had such an important message and was shedding light on a major issue. My mother is actually from the unhealthiest city in America which is where he was on the first season.  Watching that episode just made me realize how proactive I have to be in every aspect of my son’s education. You can check out the first episode below.

Most days the kid brings his lunch to school and he loves it.  The biggest challenge I had was other kids trying to trade him their electric blue gummy snacks for his homemade desserts.  He wanted oreos, so I made some.  He wanted gummies, so I made some.  Anything he wants that is unhealthy, I do my best to make a healthier version of it so that he doesn’t feel deprived and is not tempted to accept the trades.  I have only been defeated by flaming hot Cheetos. I hate them and I wish they never existed!

This is a great opportunity for you to see what is going on in your child’s lunchroom. If your children’s school is not participating you should definitely send them the information since there is a 1,000.00 grant up for grabs.  If you click on the picture you can check out all of the details.

National take your parents to lunch day!
National take your parents to lunch day!

The Jungle Book Trailor!!!!!!!

Happiness and Joy and Joyfulness!
Happiness and Joy and Joyfulness!

This has totally made my day!!!!!!!!!!!  I cannot wait to take the kid to see this.  I wanna be like you-hoo-hoo!!

The fact that it has Scarlett Johansen in it makes me even happier.

Idris Elba as Shere Kahn also makes me pretty, prettaaaay happy!  As you can se I am overwhelmed with emotion! I am so excited to see this.  I’m happy that my son likes Jungle Book!  I’m sad that my sisters live in Philly and Toronto so I cannot geek out with them on the day of release.  I’m sad that this will scare the slobber out of my daughter so I will leave her with daddy who could care less about Jungle Book.  That in itself is pretty disrespectful, however, he is African so he gets a pass.  He has barely seen any Disney Movies.  So sad.

Why I say????
Why I say????

Now, for the confusion.  I have no idea why Disney and Warner Bros. are both doing a version of the movie?  No shade to my former employer but I’m totally going to see the Disney version.  Who knows maybe I will see both.  I just feel like merchandising nightmare.  Which movie will win out the happy meals and such and so forth?  Furthermore, will the children who love the other movie be disappointed?  This does not make me happy.

Labor Day Coupons!

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Labor day is coming up this weekend and we want to give you the opportunity to shop now so you can enjoy your vacation.  If you are a mom, right about now you might be uttering the words “What vacation??” The pretend vacation you will have with your wine after the kids go to bed, or the 3 mins and 28 seconds you are in the bathroom by yourself.  That vacation!

Here are two coupons for you to use effective pronto tonto!

Flip Diapers Cloth diapering system
Flip Diapers Cloth diapering system
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ecodough
Begin Again Toys Lemonade Set
Begin Again Toys Lemonade Set

The coupon code PUSH will take 30% off all regularly priced merchandise*

The coupon code AFTERBIRTH will take an extra 15% off sale items.

For those of us who are expecting with overdue babies, may your labor day be filled with labour!  (this is especially for one of our customers who is 9 days overdue)! For the mommies, grannies, and super aunties, our only goal is to not labor to hard chasing kids, cooking, cleaning, playing taxi, or concentrating on ignoring the tug of war over skylanders in your living room during this holiday.

A cups!
A cups!

Dads, just ignore the credit card bill.  The kid’s needed it:)

YES!!!
YES!!!

Check out the site for swaddles, strollers, playpens, bottles, and a bunch of other fantastic offers!
*The PUSH coupon cannot be used with any other coupons.  There has to be a minimum purchase of $30.00 for the PUSH coupon to work.  The AFTERBIRTH coupon can be used with other coupons. There has to be a minimum purchase of $10.00 for the AFTERBIRTH coupon to work:)

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