Lil Pump vs 2 Live crew, a mom’s perspective….

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Last week my 9 year old son came home singing “gucci gang”.  I had know idea what it was so I looked it up on youtube.  I caught the dirty version.  After I picked my mouth up off of the floor, my first thought was to tell him that I better not EVER hear him singing that again.  He is 9, he has no idea what it means, and I was hoping he had only heard the clean version.  Before I became that mom who ostracizes her kid during playground shenanigans I had to think for a moment.  Didn’t I listen to stuff that was just as bad?

I remember knowing every single word to One and One by 2 live crew in the 5th grade.  While they weren’t talking about drugs the sexual language in that song was bonkers.  Let’s have a look shall we?

Only Luke performs this track)

* = “In the bedroom all day and all of the night”

One and one were having some fun *
Two and Two, I took off my shoes *
Three and Three, she undressed me *
Four and Four, we fucked on the floor *
Five and Five, I put up her thighs *
Six and Six, the bitch sucked my dick *
Seven and Seven, we went to heaven *
Eight and Eight, she masturbated *
Nine and Nine, she licked my ass *
Ten and Ten, the bitch did it again *

Get off my ass bitch!

GET YOUR FACE OUT MY ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!

[“Haaa”]
[“But it hurts so good”]
[“Haaa”]

Get laid, get FUCKED!

[“Haaa”]
[“But it hurts so good”]
(repeated ’till the end of the track)

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There is no video but let’s have a listen to the audio shall we?

So that was my 5th grade along with Slick Rick, which is probably just as bad.  A whole lotta years later, I turned out ok.  So this may not be that bad right?  Well let’s have a look at listen before we decided.

Here are the lyrics to Lil Pump Gucci Gang:
Yuh, Lil Pump
Gucci gang (Bi-big Head on the beat)

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend three racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can’t buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend three racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can’t buy no bitch no wedding ring no
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang

My lean cost more than your rent, it do
Your momma still live in a tent
Still slanging dope in the ‘jects
Me and my grandma take meds
None of this shit be new to me, no
Fucking my teacher, call it ‘tutory
Bought some red bottoms, cost hella Gs
Fuck your airline, fuck your company fuck it
Bitch your breath smell like some cigarettes cigarettes
I’d rather fuck a bitch from the projects
They kicked me out the plane off a Percocet
Now Lil Pump flying private jet
Everybody scream, “Fuck WestJet!” (Fuck em)
Lil Pump still sell that meth
Hundred on my wrist sipping on Tech
Fuck a lil bitch, make her pussy wet what?

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend three racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can’t buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend three racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can’t buy no bitch no wedding ring no
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang

Lil Pump
Lil Pump

Let’s have a peek at the video too!  Might as well, it’s Friday!

 

I decided the best I could do was make him watch the video, talk about what was in the video and have a real discussion about drugs and alcohol.  I can’t prevent him from being exposed to this stuff so I have to pull my balls out and start having real discussion that I wasn’t planing on having until much later.

What are your thoughts?

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